A crossover event, literally a decade in the making.
The end is near and Reed has the recap of Marvel's Phase Three to bring your Infinity War Hype to a peak level.
A film where "it's just giant robots fighting monsters, what did you expect?" is a more valid excuse than the first one.
When Death arrives he will appear as a diesel Joaquin Phoenix in boot-cut jeans and a Carhartt zip-up.
Spielberg returns to the genre he practically invented.
"Of course the wolf flies," is the line to beat in 2018.
Was getting rigorously jacked and becoming Lumberjack Daddy worth it for John Krasinski to bring his vision of a high concept, no-dialogue thriller to life?